What is your favorite musical moment?

In this musical? It's the one where some rich fellow dressed like the Monopoly guy comes up to me with a giant check and is all, "Hi! I'm Mr. Broadway! What a great show! Here's a million dollars!" I love that part. LOVE IT.

Personal product you can't do without?

Floss. Don't even try and get me to stop flossing. If I don't floss, I feel like I go to bed with sand in my teeth. I might as well brush my teeth with a candy cane.

Best book you've read recently?

I live in LA now, so?"book"? I know it's a cliché, but really it's kind of true. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some cilantro that needs chopping.

Worst habit?

Speaking in absolutes. I have said the words "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life" three times in the last hour, each time about something different.

Which cheesy musical do you hate to love?

The one by Andrew Lloyd Webber with that one hackneyed musical line that repeats itself over and over again for three hours.

Do you think you could take on Janet Reno in a fight?

Why? Is she mad at me?

If you could cast one super-famous person in Monica!, who would it be?

"...and featuring Burt Bacharach as Mr. Willoughby."

Person you can't stand for no good reason?

I'm not entirely sure Roger Lodge deserves his current status as "ironic cult figure."

What makes you so fabulous?

The ability to unironically speak the sentence, "Well, I'll have to ask Tyra what she thinks."

Person you would most like to meet?

Anyone who has ever been on Who's the Boss.

Person you would most like to never meet?

Anyone who has ever been on Growing Pains.

Is that your real hair color?

It is now.

Most embarrassing role in a high school musical?

I was in a murder mystery entitled While the Lights Were Out, in which I spent some time playing a Jamaican houseboy who spoke with a Jamaican accent. While in black face. Beat that, any of you. And don't look for the tape. I've destroyed all copies.

What would people be surprised to learn about you?

People, I went to four proms in high school. With actual girls!

Best way to win your affections?

Don't pretend to be cool. Don't hesitate to ask for what you want. Don't be a pussy. Or just be tall and blonde.

What are your addictions?

Red Vines, mini pretzels, Quaker Oat Squares, and my idealized memories of smoking. And blondes.

Closest thing to heaven?
Clouds.

What is your favorite hair metal song?

"More Than Words" isn't a hair metal song. Stop looking at me like that.