Dear unamused lawyers:

We were unable to download the correct software on the site you suggested, http://www.thefirstamendmentisforsuckers.gov/, so I hope the following DISCLAIMER will do in its stead. Get that site working, friends.

This site right here, see, and the artful piece of theater that it represents, are works of fiction. Its creators are painfully aware that the tragic national scandal between a President and his intern did not, in fact, take place entirely in rhyming couplet form. It just wouldn't make sense for us as a nation. Hence, let it be known this day that this site in no way attempts to depict the truth about the actions or character of any person, living or dead or otherwise

E.g., we made all of it (well, most of it) up.

Respectfully yours, and with all the love,

Daniel J. Blau
Tracie Potochnik
Adam Blau